分享一些英文爆笑梗

纯文梗：

• What do you call a deer with no eye?
  • No eye deer (No idea).
• What did a late tomato say to other tomatoes?
  • I will ketchup (catch up).      (ketchup 蕃茄酱)
• I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
  • why?
  • I don’t know Y (why).
• What do you call a bee from America?
  • A USB (US bee).
• Which is faster, hot or cold?
  • Hot. Because you can catch a cold.      (catch a cold 感冒)
• Why is “dark” is spelled with a ‘k’ not a ‘c’?      单个字符要用单引号
  • Because you can’t c (see) in the dark.
• Why shouldn’t we give Elsa a balloon?
  • Because she will Let It Go.      迪士尼不会找我要版权吧
• Who is closer to you, your mom or your dad?
  • Mom is close, because dad is farther.

配图梗：

• William shakes pear

• W hit e

• Man go

• Bears no ears

• Minecraft总听说过吧